i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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