I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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