I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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