You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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