so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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