Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
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