I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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