I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I had to cum in my sink.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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