so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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