Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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