he wants to bone in the snuggie
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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