i think my mom watched the whole time
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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