Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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