I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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