Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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