i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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