K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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