I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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