I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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