She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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