i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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