i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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