Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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