Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Do plants get herpes?
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