You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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