he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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