okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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