I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
this is an emotional support booty call
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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