Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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