i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize