Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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