They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I showed him my bush... on skype.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
