Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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