The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
3 2 1 whiskey
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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