Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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