After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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