Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
