Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
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