Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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