Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i barfeds in our rink
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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