Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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