whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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