the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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