i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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