Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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