I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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