Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Randomize
