Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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