so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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