yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
They are going to name an STD after you.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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