I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
