good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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