Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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