we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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