By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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